Blog Like There Is Tomorrow

I realized that there are three drafts of different posts waiting to be published on my blog so that my thousands of readers can enjoy them. Ha.

I shall procrastinate another day.

Now I shall watch an episode of Downton Abbey season two with some friends.

Y'all come back now, ya hear?

Not even a random photo from my mission. That's how much of a not-blogging rut I'm in.

Life Coach!

So, you know how I'm going to school to become a music educator? Specifically a choir teacher?

Well, I've decided that that just isn't enough. I'm still going to be a choir teacher, but to supplement the meager income that comes with that illustrious profession, I've decided to be a life coach.

What inspired this additional career, you ask?

I shall tell you:

The other day, one of my dear friends (we'll call her Agnes) and I had a conversation similar to the following:

Agnes: I just got a $1500 bonus at work! That's going to pay for the airfare for my husband and me to go on our trip to Mexico!

Me: That's great!

Agnes: I guess I should put this money in savings...

Me: No. Bad idea. You only live once. Saving is for squares. You should travel as much as you can and not save a penny.

Yeah!!!

I give such good advice!

It is because of my good advice giving skills that I've decided to be a part-time life coach.

In other news...

My reverent|maturity level during church seems to have retrogressed considerably. Examples:

Today was fast and testimony meeting and one member of the ward kept mentioning his brother named Cort. Here are a couple of examples of what my brain did when some statements about Cort were made:

"I really love court!" image source

"I would do anything to help my brother court." image source

Yeah. I'm really mature.

I also drew this picture of apostasy:

And Isie's contribution:

Ahhh, the English language. Gotta love it.

And just for fun, I saw this on Cheryl's Facebook and thought it was too funny not to share. 

If you would like to receive over-priced, unlicensed life coaching, please contact me!

And a random photo from the mission:

That would be against mission rules... Just sayin'.

Dove Crate

Your
You're

Are
Our

There
They're
Their

Too
Two
To

It's
Its

Buy
By
Bye

Cite
Site
Sight

College
Collage

Whether
Weather

Than
Then
 
Contractions have apostrophes ( ' )

The ideas for this blog entry came from friends' posts on Facebook over the past couple of days. *Sigh* I'm kind of embarrassed for them...

Please proofread what you are going to publish online.

Thanks.