The following conversation happened with me and my friend, Elise.
I thought it was funny so I decided to share.
Elise: Do you think I would be a bad best friend if I didn't make it down for Isie's reception? I can't afford to go down by myself and I don't know anyone going down. Do you by chance?
Me: I don't, but I'll keep a lookout. You should be OK... Hopefully. Does UVU have a ride share board?
Elise: Not that I know of. UVU is lame. And I checked Craigslist and there's one person wanting to carpool named Slater...sounds like a murderer.
Me: Find out his real name and Facebook stalk him. And pretend to be a man.
Elise: Haha! Pretending to be a man only helps me until I'm in the car with him. But I'll see...
Me: Haven't you seen She's the Man? Ha.
Elise: LOL, oh Eric :)
Me: Then just make up hunting stories about how good of a shot you are and that you have your concealed weapons permit.
Elise: Also a great idea, until he starts conversing about guns and I have no idea what he's talking about.
Me: Then you pretend you're narcoleptic and fall asleep suddenly without warning!
Elise: Bahaha! How do you know all these clever tricks?
Me: I have weird dreams
Elise: More like nightmares! Well, I will see what I can do. Goodnight!
So. It was really late, so if there are things that we said that didn't make all the sense, that's why.